Josh Penton's Biography!
Congratulations, you've made it to the most boring part of the page! Here you will find everything and nothing at all you ever wanted to know about me.
Warning & Disclaimer:
You are entering a space that loses all meaning in the practical world. Anything you find out of the ordinary is not my problem. You, the reader, assumes all mental responsibilities by reading from this point on, so basically if you have a nervous breakdown because of something you read don't come crying to me. OK, now that that's done please, enjoy what you read . . . . .
So, who is this Josh guy? Well, Josh is 17 year old Senior at Slidell High School. Unfortunately he's turned into an internet junkie. Here's the specifics on this strange specimin:
Name: Josh Penton
Age: 17
Grade: 12th The big S-E-N-I-O-R. (see, I passed spelling!)
Earth Location: Slidell, Louisiana (U.S.A.)
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Hobbies: Anything not requiring physical labor (ok so I'm lazy!).
Instruments I play: Alto Saxophone, piano (kind of), compose small MIDI scores.
Favorite Movie: Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Favorite Author: Orson Scott Card (Read Ender's Game if you ever get the chance!)
Religion: Methodist
Political Affiliation: Democrat
Operating System: Windows '95 (I know it sucks, but I just cant part with it!)
Favorite processed meat product: vienna sausage . . . what else.
Best Haiku:
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Recent A.C.T. Score: 30 (Put in a good word for me at your local college!)
Favorite Computer Game: Command & Conquer
Worst Movie of All-Time: The English Patient (hygiene films are more entertaining!)
Bigger Than: A bread box
Wisdom Teeth Remaining: 0
Favorite Math Function: The Mandelbrot Fractal Set
No?: Yes
Favorite Chess Move: Indian In Reverse
Answer to #21 in the S.A.T. Math Section: E, Answer Not Given
Stocks He Wished He Owned: A couple hundred shares of Microsoft!
Favorite Saying:Are you challenging my labido?
Well, that's me in a nutshell . . . no wait, this is me in a nutshell:
"Oh dear. Help! Won't somebody help me?! I'm stuck in a nutshell! How did I ever get stuck inside this incredibly large nutshell?"
