Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.   Updated: 4-17-98
Main Page[Biography][Links][Deep Thoughts][Photo Album][BASIC Programs]

Welcome to the latest version of my fantastic page! In this latest addition I have added a section flaunting my abilities as a BASIC programer as well as a section of Jack Hennely's Deep Thoughts, not to mention I've goten rid of that gaudy background. Also in the makings I have a #south_park tribute page, my work on trisecting an angle for you math geeks, and some completely fake news to see if the government will stifle my right to free speech.

So, for the classics I present to you:

Just in case you wanted to know, our current National Debt is:
Yes folks, this figure is up to the second!

Groovy Things You Can Do Here

See the insane web creator's biography! Check out the links... Deep Thoughts!
E-mail the wacky page creator! Play "Always look on the bright side of life!" Check out the first midi I tracked and tell me how it sounds
The Final Countdown
Best heard in AWE32 or better technology

BASIC Programs
These are all programs that I have converted to public domain. Most have come from my own ideas, but there credit is due they are given within the programs. These are saved in .BAS format and require a BASIC compiler and PkUnzip to unpack the files. Instructions are included with each program.

BASIC Games
insane.bas - The InsANe Game. Inspired by the TI-85 game.
liteout.bas - Lights Out® The classic mind game.
haiku.bas - An ancient chinese game. Requires great foresight!
paddle.bas - Yet another version of the highly overdone Pong ®. I warn you, this version is not very good...

BASIC Graphics Programs
waveform.bas - A journey into the land of third dimension equations rendering.
snowscrn.bas - A continuous flow of snowflakes.
starfld.bas - Watch as the stars fly past you. Different depths too.
static.bas - Turns your computer screen into a poorly receptive television.
All the programs
PocktLnt.zip - Here's all the files ZIPed up into a nice little bundle
This page best viewed with the latest version of Netscape Navigator.



Since you're visitor number:


why not
Sign My Guestbook

or you can be nosy and

View My Guestbook

Guestbook by Lpage

Please support free speech online...
This page supports free speech online!

Why are you looking at this? The picture isn't even up yet. Are you impatient or something?! FREAK!
One last thing: All Gif's and Jpg's here were all hand drawn using Paint Shop Pro 4, so all of them are public domain. Please feel free to use any of them as you please

Last Updated: 4-17-98